She uses Auto-Tune just as much as any other crappy, new pop icon and her lyrics are probably the dumbest compilation of words in the history of music. With songs like, D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur, and rhyming the lines "and no you don't wanna mess with us, got Jesus on my neck-a-lacess," one has to wonder who listens to this horrible garbage? Me. I cannot get enough of this catchy, bubbly, ignorant pop music. As a lover of pop music I have to admit that she is one of the best pop sensations to come along in recent years. Why though? Miley Cyrus has become a staple since her Disney show became such a huge hit, but once she tried to be sexy, everyone went crazy. And let's face it, Miley Cyrus is a new age hillbilly, who no matter how hard she tries, won't be considered sexy enough to transition to the hip pop that is popular today.
What about Katy Perry? Yeah she's hot with enormous cannons, and married a crazy-- but hilarious-- British guy. While Katy does have similar yuck factor lyrics, and a catchy tune every now and again, whether it's "U R So Gay," or "Peacock" she is one God awful singer. Watching a live performance from her is mind numbingly painful. Her live performances have to showcase her biggest asset, her body, because her voice is awful. Ke$ha can actually sing, hear me out--- while it's no Etta James or Billie Holiday, she's not that bad. She can at least carry a tune, which helps her out in the long run, because honestly she's not that great to look at, at least for being in Hollywood.
Ke$ha is like an idiot savant. Her lyrics are so horrible, that we can only hope she writes them herself, which believe it or not she actually does, so I have to give her some props for that. Overall, Ke$ha has damn catchy music. No matter how auto-tuned, how moronical or glitter-filled her songs are, she is what I define as great POP music. "I wanna be naked and you're wasted."
If you also think you can stomach Ke$ha in small doses, watch this hilarious video she did for funnyordie.com:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4uzq
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